Morbid, you tell me

Everyone has their own ideas about everything, I think this can be clearly illustrated in philosophy, education, religion or better put theology, music et cetera; with the afore mentioned in mind, I'd like to run past one of the main ideas playing pinball in my skull as we speak. If you will jump ahead about 60 years into the future. Say I've passed, for those of you that aren't so fond of me (joy for that), likewise, those who can withstand me (sob); now.. what would my ideal funeral arrangement entail.

Well, personally, I'm a all for one, one for all type of guy, better known as a team player. Imagine, my ashes freshly cremated and strewn in a water treatment facility. O.K, of course I'd be jettisoned into the crappy water, literally, but as the water is filtered I'd hope the crappiest parts of myself would conversely be separated, then filtered from the better parts of myself.

More and more filtration would occur, until there was a semi pure h20+Sean solution, the best of me remaining in 10ppm(parts per million) of that water supply would be me. I'd then be distributed back to the community which bore me, kept me well, and watched me wane like a final sunrise into deaths eternal night, I'd feed my people and exists briefly within everyone, perhaps returning another day, whether that be by means of rain or another trip through the public water supply. Otherwise, let me rest!